After the show "Earth" was cancelled, Nagix was to strike the planet for resources. Due to the intervention of four 4th grade children the planet was spared this fate, however Nagix caught the mining bug. So, after leaving his position at FOGNL, he set out to make a new life for himself as an inter-stellar mineral purveyor hawking his wares to anyone in need of raw minerals.


RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

TAOISM: Shit Happens
HINDUISM: This Shit Happened Before
ISLAM: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
BUDDHISM: When Shit Happens Is It Really Shit?
7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit Happens On Saturday
PROTESTANTISM: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder
CATHOLICISM: If Shit Happens I Deserve It
JEROVAE'S WITNESS: Knock, Knock "Shit Happens"
JUDAISM: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?
ATHEISM: No Shit
T.V. EVANGELISM: Send More Shit
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's Smoke This Shit