You might be a Minmatar if:

* If you can make a Mammoth out of a 64 chevy Nova and have parts left over.

* If you realized you can't use your spell checker because you are low on CPU.

* If you spend more on tribal makeup than on projectile ammo.

* If your ships is worth more in pieces than the insurance payoff.

* if you find your kid immitating you by duct taping 6 full trashbags together, sitting on top and going "pew pew pew".

* if you need a Fenrir to move your wrecks from your old yard to your new yard.

* If you take your ship to the shop and ask for more paint... to be removed.

* If you name your son, "Rusty" to show how much you love him.

* If your complexion looks only slightly better than your new 2 billion isk ship.

* if you put 24-inch after-burners on your Thrasher.

* If throwing your digital watch on the dash is considered a CPU upgrade.