Famous for her large bum cheeks, 'blonde' mannerisms, and huge appetities (for food, of course) LaLa has been mistaken on many occasions for a model (by blind old ladies). City Chick, a plus-size designer label, is considering offering sponsorship.

The token girl in KWFL, she was inducted under the Equal Opportunity Act ahead of many more promising male applicants. Nonetheless, she is a foe to be feared by all 6000-isk bounty rats, and her Incrusus cuts a bloody swathe through space - when she remembers to activate her guns.

She is also a bit clueless in using the EvE interface so her husband is confident she will never read this...........