Adecus Horizon
Fleet Commander

Impossible odds are my speciality!

PRINCESS KAMALA > Thats not a battleship thats a flying catastrophe!

Adecus Horizon > o/

Sir we are surounded!
Good work soldier now we can fire at them from any angle.\

The Scope reported that the Federation announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'run' to 'hide.'
The only two higher levels in Gallente space are 'surrender' and 'collaborate.'
The increased alert was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed the Federation white flag factory, effectively disabling their military.

and now a poem:
your lasers are red
my blasters are blue
now get your arse ready
for some sick as pew pew!

http://i.imgur.com/3emSo2u.jpg