The moral of the story is to not be happy about anything unless you're sure someone more responsible than you can make sure nobody less responsible than you can take it away.

"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
-The Sniper, Team Fortress 2

"And now that I've described the plan in full, nothing can possibly go wrong."
-Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater (http://www.nuklearpower.com/)

"Rule 37: There is no 'overkill,' there is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.'"
-The Seven Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries, Schlock Mercenary (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/)