Older men declare war. But it's the youth who must fight and die!

We have to face the fact that either all of us are going to die together or we are going to learn to live together and if we are to live together we have to talk.



"God is an Amarr," said the Amarr,"and he made us to worship him and made the rest of you to test our faith."

"Nonsense" said the Gallente, "God is a Gallente. He made us all equal and gave us the means to live together peacefully."

"You are both wrong," said the Caldari, "God is a Caldari. See the order in the universe? He created us to maintain that order, and created the rest of you to give us a challenging job."

The Minmatar thought a moment, then pulled out his gun and shot the rest of them.
"Aren't we at war?" he said. e runner-up.