The Jita Hub Trading Station - sung to the tune of "Big Rock Candy Mountain"

One evening as the server went down
And the forum fires were burning,
Through the gate came a hobo jumpin,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a sys that's far away
Beside the Pillars of Creation
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Jita Hub Trading Station,.

In the Jita Hub Trading Station,
There's a market fair and bright,
Where the PLEX just grows on bushes
And you can AFK mine all night
Where the cuisers' CAPs are empty
And the stars shine every day
And the Test and the Bees
And the Skill Inject trees
The ISK all springs
Where CCP sings
In the Jita Hub Trading Station.