Aug 2, 2020
Dec 17, 2009(16y)
Dec 17, 2026(108d)
Combat
Kills657
Losses267
Efficiency71%
ISK
Destroyed573.36b
Lost30.57b
ISK Eff.95%
Solo
Solo Kills16
Solo Ratio2%
Final Blows121
Points657
Other
NPC Losses20
NPC Loss Ratio7%
Avg Kills/Day0.11
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?"

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Last seen Aug 2020

Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
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