I lost my pupils in an industrial accident involving a tanker full of extra strength lubricant/clothing dissolver and a cloister ship flown by a sisters of eve sorority.

Free breast examinations are great during spring break, but not when your volunteering in an old age home.

In amarr, minmatar women just cant say no.

Eve is the kinda game that you wish had a video game inside of it with spaceships, that you could use to fight other spaceships, without having to risk millions of isk and hours of searching for a "reasonable" fight. Unfourtunately the future doesnt have video games.

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