Rules to live by in Eve:
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret & then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot It.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well its a ambush.
7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up.

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Proper Fleet Communication:
"Jump" - jump through gate
"Jump jump" - jump through gate
"Jump on contact" - jump through gate
"Gate is green" - jump through gate
"Hold on gate" - jump through gate
"Gate is red" - jump through gate
"DO NOT JUMP YOU IDIOTS I SAID GATE IS RED" - jump through gate
"Did anyone say jump?" - jump through gate
"Okay, fine, the rest of you jump through" - hold on gate