Reasons beer is better than women:
Beer never complains about your driving.
Beer never has a headache.
Beer never wants pretty presents.
Beer comes in handy 24 bottle packs.
Beer never complains about your manners.
Beer is always wet.
Hangovers go away.
Beer is easily available at every corner.
Beer doesn't have a mother.
Beer can be shared.
It is not socially accepted that a man can have multiple women, but he can have as many beers as he wants.


Tygersharc > tell me your life story
Darius Ringhal > we were born, we killed shit, we killed shit, we didnt die.
Tygersharc > are you immortal?
Darius Ringhal > so far