2 Scoops > I’m just saying, who behaves that way at a mini mart?
Paridoth > I’m sorry scoops, but when i put that single beer down on the counter and the 18 year old checkout kid is like “ooohh big night?” it just pissed me of ya know? who is he to judge us? he needs to know were not two … lame’os with nothing going on.
2 Scoops > that's why you bought the box of condoms and the flare gun.
Paridoth > exactly, now whenever he thinks of us he’ll picture us splitting a beer, sexin up the ladys, and shootin off flares, LIKE MEN DO!
2 Scoops > that does sound pretty awesome.
Paridoth > i knew you'd come around
Igante > SMASH THAT FUCKING JUMP BUTTONS GUYS