The Nobody-Somebody-Everybody-and-Chuck-Norris-Paradox

We all know that:

* 1) Nobody is stronger than Chuck Norris;
* 2) In a fight between Somebody and Nobody, Somebody MUST win
* 3) So Somebody can beat Chuck Norris

BUT

* 4) Everybody is killed By Chuck Norris
* 5) Everybody can kill Somebody

SO

* 6) Everybody can kill Somebody who can beat Chuck Norris

Conclusion:

* 7) Nobody CAN'T beat Chuck Norris because Nobody IS Chuck Norris. So Somebody and Everybody CAN'T beat Chuck Norris because Nobody is Chuck Norris.


Go tell the carebears, passerby,
That here, by GTarkin arms, you die.