Flying a Minmatar ship is like duct taping rockets to your office chair and flinging yourself down a flight of stairs while dual-wielding uzis.

[07:21:19] Avernikas : work you minmatar!!
[07:21:25] Avernikas : the engines keep flickering

[06:44:53] Avernikas : its just that i havnt seen so many ravens before....they are like a plauge in caldari space

[08:07:02] Mp66 : deteis your part of my corp, so I wont get in trouble if you get popped
[08:07:09] Deteis ACaldari : i hate you

[02:53:53] Avernikas ; im paranoid, yes they are

[02:21:52] Mp66 : setting up mah bubblz, bubblz, bubblz

[00:01:49] Zindra Motsu ; Who's this guy? Another target?

[06:03:18] Mp66 : In soviet russia, ops go as planned!

[00:34:08] Zindra Motsu : I will fucking MURDER you.

[00:01:49] Zindra Motsu ; Who's this guy? Another target?

[00:39:00] Avernikas : Where did its arms go O_O
[00:39:07] Zindra Motsu : I TORE THEM OFF