Hello,
My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed

by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system
[Insert system name].

I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of
your corp are

[] Bastards
[] ****ers
[] Evil *******
[] Tossers
[] ********s
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] ****s
[] Homosexuals
[] Mother*******
[] Losers

and you

[] Ruin the game for me
[] Enrage me
[] Bankrupt me

now please

[] Go and Die
[] F43R my L4z0rz (expect a war dec)
[] Have a lovely day


Thank you for your time.