failpirate
Jul 31, 2017
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(216d)
Combat
Kills831
Losses793
Efficiency51%
ISK
Destroyed67.17b
Lost10.55b
ISK Eff.86%
Solo
Solo Kills223
Solo Ratio27%
Final Blows378
Points831
Other
NPC Losses122
NPC Loss Ratio15%
Avg Kills/Day0.04
ActivityInactive
failpirate
Last Active
Jul 31, 2017
Birthday
Jan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next Birthday
Jan 1, 2027 (216 days)
Combat
Kills831
Losses793
Efficiency51%
Danger Ratio85%
ISK
Destroyed67.17b
Lost10.55b
ISK Efficiency86%
Balance+56.63b
Solo
Solo Kills223
Solo Ratio27%
Final Blows378
Points831
Other
NPC Losses122
NPC Loss Ratio15%
Avg Kills/Day0.04
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
Failpirate has only ever had one dream: to be a professional model. For years he has vigoriously pursued this goal, only to be met with disappointment. Undeterred, fail has turned to piracy as a source of income until his big break comes.
As a pirate, his reputation speaks for itself. So feared is he that other pirates avoid him. They explain, however, that this fear comes from the embarrassment of being seen with him.
"He's terrible," says one pirate. "I mean, whenever he tries to ransom someone, they end up ransoming him instead. How does a hauler ransom a pirate," he asks, shaking his head.
Failpirate disagrees, insisting that the fear comes from his ability to produce wrecks on the battlefield. "Yeah, but all the wrecks [are] his," another pirate adds.
But at the end of the day, failpirate just wants to model. "I have it all," he insists. "But the modeling industry is intimidated of me; so their solution is to ignore me. But they can't ignore this face forever."
As a pirate, his reputation speaks for itself. So feared is he that other pirates avoid him. They explain, however, that this fear comes from the embarrassment of being seen with him.
"He's terrible," says one pirate. "I mean, whenever he tries to ransom someone, they end up ransoming him instead. How does a hauler ransom a pirate," he asks, shaking his head.
Failpirate disagrees, insisting that the fear comes from his ability to produce wrecks on the battlefield. "Yeah, but all the wrecks [are] his," another pirate adds.
But at the end of the day, failpirate just wants to model. "I have it all," he insists. "But the modeling industry is intimidated of me; so their solution is to ignore me. But they can't ignore this face forever."
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
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