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A long long time ago...

in a galaxy far far away...

was born a man...

through years of training his power grew...

rising through the ranks...

one by one...

in an army of noobs....

and one day...

when all of the other noobs had failed...

when almost all had fallen...

and no other noob could stand strong in the face of adversity...

and all hope was lost...

that man achieved his destiny...

he gathered the noobs and led them forth in an epic battle...

a battle of infinite odds, and almost certain death....

and they died...


today he rebuilds his army of the useless...

in pursuit of his dream...

where noobs will rule the universe...


Dipski

Lord of the Noobs