Greetings pilot, I see my assassin has failed...

Hello, ladies, look at your ship,
Now back at mine, now back at your ship, now back at mine.
Sadly, this ship isn't yours, but if you stopped using meta 2 modules and switched to tech 2, it could shine like mine.
Look down, back up, where are you?
Youre in a station with the ship your ship could shine like.
What's in your hand, back at me.
I have it, it's an oyster with a billion ISK to buy that thing you love.
Look again, the ISK are now killmails.
Anything is possible when your ship shines like tech 2 and not meta 1.
I'm in a pod.

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