heres to the girl in the little red shoes, she likes her beer, she likes her booze, she lost her cherry but thats no sin...she still has the box the cherry came in!

There once was a pirate from Nantucket,
His prick was so long he could suckit.
He said with a grin, as he wiped of his chin,
if my ear was a C@#T id F%$K it!

Mary, Mary, Quite contrary...
Shave that thing, its too damn hairy!