A guy wearing nothing but saran wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office and the psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts"

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

...so I booked into a hotel and said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." "No" she said, "it's regular porn, you sicko!

two condoms walk past a gay bar, one says "you wanna go and get shit faced?"

2 rednecks finally settled their divorce, with the girl in tears. Don't worry, he says. You'r still my sister.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre: 'Keep off the Grass.'

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

A wanted poster: Schr\xf6dinger's cat, wanted dead and alive.

"Class, anyone know the definition of irony?" , "What my gf tastes like once every month"

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