Hello, This is my bio. Why are you reading it? There is nothing useful here. The funny thing about that previous sentence is that by the time finish reading all of this, you will have wasted about 20 seconds of your life. Those 20 seconds are now mine and will not be returned. Thanks for the additional 15 seconds it took to read this. As you can now guess, I enjoy stealing peoples time while they read bios of people. I am the master of stealing other peoples time. Thank you for the total of just under a minute I wasted of your time.