Triumphus Maladictus Beneficus Arragantus III was born to a merchant class family who wanted nothing more than for their son to grow and prosper. Given every opportunity he could afford, Triumphus asserted himself in school and work and became a promising young prospect for privateering. Then, the incident occured. Triumphus was forced to flee everything he knew and start over, forging a new life for himself amongst the stars and killing as many people as he possibly could in the process. Especially French people. And Canadians, if they presented themselves.

--Legion of Defenestration--

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