Its like chewing cookies and eating bubblegum.



Joker: "Shepard, we've got incoming from the Arand Relay!"

Shepard: "The what-Relay? How many?"

Joker: "I...about three thousand, commander and...Holy shit, some of those things are bigger than a Reaper!"

Comms open up to the grizzled features of a man remarkably similar to Hackett, bar the beard.

"This is Tibus Heth of the Caldari Navy. We have come to show you kids how to really win a war."