What's this I hear?
What wondrous thing?
Is this the Defcon klaxon's ring?

A flashing light...
Above the doooor!
There's just one thing it could mean...

War!

Oh, what is it good for?
It's good for you,
It's good for me!

Ohh, War!
What is it good for?
Oh, it strengthens the economy!
It shows the world that we've got stones!
And carriers... with fighter drones!

War!
Oh, what is it good for?
It's good for you it's good for me!

Heeeere we go!

War!
Oh, what is it good for?
It's good for you!
It's good for me!

Oh, war!
Oh, what is it good for?
Ohhh, it strengthens the economy!

A lengthy battle's an incumbent's dream!
Because you can't change horses...
In mid stream!

For bombs (Boom!)
And guns (Bang!)
And so much more (Napalm!)
We celebrate the joys of war!

For bombs and guns, and so much more...
We celebrate the joys of War