I am a spaz. Who ever thought I wouldn't have anything written in here for such a long time? I like hamburgers and cheese. Toilets are always good thereafter. I get my hair cut by my gardener and I like to have my eyeballs squeezed by tongs I used to use at work for cooking. TONGS! TONGS! TONGS! THONGS! THONGS! THONGS!

All hail the mighty thong of awesome +3. It is the ruler of all who are mighty and smallish, though not the smallest as they are not so fond to look at. Soon my thong shall take over the universe! And I shall squeeze all of your eyeballs with tongs and you shall all enjoy it or discover the wrath of my thong, the greatest thong of all.