A moth-eaten rag on a worm-eaten pole
It does not look likely to stir a man's soul:
'Tis the deeds that were done 'neath that moth-eaten rag
When the pole was a staff and the rag was a flag.
- Sir Edward Hamley

... And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!
- Private Joe Bowers