You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine. Then I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!

Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat. When I got outside I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then I lost sight of him.

Lost, in the middle of the woods. I knew something like this could only happen to me.

The search seemed over but then I heard the man scream. I ran and saw him sitting on the ground. As I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! I walked up to him with my bat and said--

"Game over" and I hit him in the face with my bat. but to my surprise he began to laugh. I hit him again and said "what's funny" he said, "read the first word of each paragraph!"