"Daddy, why do the Gallentean's hate you so much?"

"Thats because I was in the war my son."

"What was it like Daddy?"

The old pilot takes a framed certificate and shows it to his son.

"Thats the best bit my son."

The boy reads the printed letter.

From: Caldari State
Sent: 2010.10.27 12:26
In response to your continuing victories against enemies of the State you have been promoted to the rank of Brigadier General.

"What was the worst bit Daddy?"

"Well those goddamn frogs just wouldn't sit still. They were so hard to pry out from under there rocks and lily pads!"