The dirty miners creed

I have a dream.
A dream where one day we will strip all asteroids and install a stripper pole in space.
And we shall fill that pole with the biggest titties we can find, and we shall tuck our iskies in her panties
all day long. My brethern we will pay extra for lap dances, because well we like them.
And we shall avoid the space strippers with laser burns on their crotch, for their clones are unclean. We shall pod them first , and make sure to avoid any space herpes.

I will climb to the top of the asteroid and personally cleanse any strippers i may like to sleep with.