Protoathena master of LLAP-Goch . . . the Secret Guristas ART of SELF DEFEENCE that requires NO INTELLIGENCE, STRENGTH or PHYSICAL courage.

LLAP-Goch is based on a BRILLIANTLY simple I-D-E-A, which is a SECRET.

The best form of DEFENCE is ATTACK, the most VITAL element of ATTACK is SURPRISE.

Therefore . . . the BEST way to protect yourself AGAINST any ASSAILANT is to ATTACK him before he ATTACKS you . . . Or better BEFORE the THOUGHT of doing so has EVEN OCCURED to HIM!!! SO YOU MAY BE ABLE TO RENDER YOUR ASSAILANT PODDED BEFORE he is EVEN aware of your very existence.

WHY ALL THE CAPITALS?

Because THE most likely kind OF person to read THIS BIO HAS less trouble under-STANDING words if they ARE written in BIG letters.

LLAP-GOCH was developed in 6NJB-V because for the average Guristas, the best prospects of achieving a reasonable standard of living lie with the acquisition of the most efficient techniques of armed robbery.