"What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!" ~Conan

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin

"What daring! What outrageousness! What insolence! What arrogance! .... I salute you!" ~King Osric

"We deal in lead, friend." ~Magnificent Seven

"I aim to misbehave." ~Malcolm Rynolds