No idea how I ended up here really. I was relaxing at the pool with some friends (who are, indeed, fantastically looking), when suddenly I lost conciousness and woke up in what I was later told is called a 'POD' (after I figured out how to get out of this thing by dying from starvation - at least that also killed that terrible headache I had).

At first, I tried to get down on those damn planets to find me a pool, a drink and some appropriate company again. But all my attempts ended in total desaster. Meanwhile, however, I actually enjoy the flying around. I even joined the Minni militia to free our sisters and brothers, and so give it all a good cause.

A decent drink once in a while would still be nice though - I just can't stand that Quafe rubbish, it's disgusting...