Rules to live by in 0.0
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret and then shoot it.
3. When in doubt, Reload your magazine.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Never share a cockpit with somebody braver than you are.
6. If all is going well its an ambush.

Firepower, Defense, Speed. Pick two cause the third will just not fit.

SHIELDS ARE LIKE PANTIES: THE FIRST THING TO COME OFF
ARMOR IS LIKE A PENIS: WORKS BETTER WHEN HARDENED
STRUCTURE IS LIKE A VAGINA:ONCE YOUR IN, YOURE FUCKED

Flying Minmatar is like riding a rolling office chair down stairs firing an Uzi.