Dec 4, 2016
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(159d)
Combat
Kills76
Losses70
Efficiency52%
ISK
Destroyed8.20b
Lost10.82b
ISK Eff.43%
Solo
Solo Kills2
Solo Ratio3%
Final Blows5
Points76
Other
NPC Losses7
NPC Loss Ratio10%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
A Minmatar pilot and a Caldari pilot get back from a roam. The Caldari pilot has a killboard as long as his arm, while the Minmatar hasn’t hit a thing.
The Minmatar finishes his ale and says, "I quit, I’m going to the hangar to shoot myself! "
The Caldari says, “Better take plenty of ammo!”


What does every Minmatar get along with their first ship?
A crate of duct tape.


A Caldari man, a Gallente man and an Amarr woman are all on an Interbus shuttle. The pilot gets on the speaker and tells them "hi folks, just so you’re aware, we’re experiencing intermittent capacitor problems. The lights in the passenger compartment might fail briefly. Please don’t be alarmed when it happens."
Sure enough a few minutes later, the lights go out. In the brief darkness, there’s a smooching sound and a slap, and when the lights come back up the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw.
The Amarrian is thinking: "That Gallente creep must have tried to steal a kiss from me in the dark and kissed the Caldari accidentally. Serve him right!"
The Gallentean is thinking: "What the hell? I guess that Caldari must have kissed the Amarrian and she slapped me in the dark by mistake. Bastard!"
The Caldari is thinking: “This is great! I hope the lights go again so I can make that smooching sound and smack the Gallente again!”


If I hide wrecks from overview, can I still see Minmatar ships ?


Minmater attacking you? just fit salvagers.
Dashboard
Stats

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Last seen Dec 2016

Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -