In the Beginning was the plan
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the plan was completely without substance
And the darkness was upon the face of the workers
And they spoke It is a crock of shit and it stinketh
And the workers went unto their supervisors and sayeth
It is a pail of dung and none can abide the odor thereof
And the supervisors went unto their managers
It is a container of excrement and it is very strong such that none can abide it
And the managers went unto the directors and sayeth
It is a vessel of fertilizer and none can abide its strength
And the directors spoke amongst themselves
It contains that which aids plant growth and is very strong
And the directors went unto the vice presidents and sayeth
It promotes growth, and is very powerful
And the vice presidents went unto the president
This new plan will actively promote growth and efficiency the company
And the Plan became policy
Darkness was upon all the workers