FN Ugly > I'll tell you what is really funney but it only works once...ask your wife if she likes bunnies. Assuming she does, pull the pockets out of your pants all the way inside-out and let them hang down. Then ask her if she would like to kiss the bunny!

Svencoop >
The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for Peace.
The Minimatar pray their ships hold together.

Misina Arlath > A golden ship into low-sec flew.... the pilot, poor man, was without a clue... with a blast and a blaze, and a missile to his face... a new clone for the man is now due.

This is what I see each time to go into low sec with valuable cargo:
http://postarchives.entensity.net/113007/m2.jpg

Vazh Khaneth > God made alcohol to get people drunk, he made people to be amarri slaves, and he made animals to fit well and to be delicious.