Spiderchoke likes to wear baby seals on his hands as boxing gloves and chews hampsters as a hobby. He has been known to rip the limbs off of random people in order to get a bone splinter to use as a toothpick.

Overall he is a fairly nice fellow, but he can get quite out of hand for no reason.

As you can see from his photo, he is generally happy all the time. This is because he finds joy in others suffering. He has no problem just being happy that you are dead, he doesn't have to have been the one to kill you.

Spasibo.