Oh Hello there! Have you come to pay for your rainbow treats?
Would you care to join us in our Rainbow Squirt Pledge of Purpose?

To promote niceness,
To make the world prettier,
To share candy with everyone,
To obfuscate the true nature of the Milkman,
To protect the Milkman at all costs,
To destroy all who would harm the Milkman,
Or threaten to reveal his secret objective.

-Psychonauts

The true skill in war is not to win a fair fight, but to make sure you never have to fight in a fair fight.