Coo eee all I hail from outback Space where the Kangaroos are 60 feet tall and the beer comes in 80 gallon drums.

Warping Matilda

Once a jolly Agony pilot camped by a stargate
Under the shade of a cloaking device
And he sang as he watched the gate activate
Who''ll come a podding with me?"

Down came a geddon one of the goony fleet
Up jumped the Agony pilot who webbed and podded him with glee
And he sang as he stowed his loot in his cargo hold
"Who'll come a podding with me?"

Next jumped the goony mounted in his battleship
Up rode Agony 1,2,3,....35
"Where's the rest of the fleet and what you got in that cargo hold?"
"Who'll come a podding with me?"

But the goony fleet kept on jumpin in
Drowning in a blaze of fire
And its ghosts may be heard as it sings in Syndicate
"Who'll come a podding with me?"

Sung to the tune of Waltzing Matilda
With apologies to A.B. Paterson

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