Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.

The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

Damage type to protect against:
* Guristas (Caldari) - Kinetic/Thermal
* Angel (Minmatar) - Explosive
* Blood (Amarr) - EM/Thermal
* Sansha (Amarr) - EM/Thermal
* Serpentis (Gallente) - Kinetic/Thermal
* Khanid (Amarr) - EM/Thermal
* Mordus (Caldari) - Kinetic/Thermal
* Amarr Navy - EM/Thermal
* Caldary Navy - Kinetic/Thermal
* Gallente Navy - Kinetic/Thermal
* Minmatar - ALL (Kinetic/Thermal)
* Thukker - Explosive/Kinetic/Thermal
* Roque Drones - ALL
* Komni - Thermal/Kinetic