These are the rules: Everybody fights, nobody quits. Do your job or I'll shoot you myself.

The Psalm of the Harbinger

And on the 7th day, God did look upon the universe
And God saw that the universe was incomplete and full of the heathen, the noob, and the stupid,
And so God did create the Harbinger
And God did say to the Harbinger
"And go forth my son and bring pew pew to the heathenous nooblings with your lazors"
And so the Harbinger did go forth and bringith the pew pew
And thus the nooblings were vanquished, and the heathen were exterminated, and the stoopid were vaporized

And there was much rejoicing.
Amen