You know you play to much eve when:

"You sprint to a location and suddenly stop 15 meters in front of it and feel the need to walk"
"You tell your geology professor you know what Dark Ochre is"
"You start calulating for fast your car goes in m/s"
"Your girl ask for you to show her a good time and you take her to the pleasure hub"
"You get a job just to spy on them"
"Your teacher askes you to draw a raven you draw a ship with a half a wing on the right and three wings on the left"
"You call all children noobs"
"The last thing you say to a man dying on your hands – Can I have your stuff?"
"You see Rats running around near your appartment you tell your roommate you swear it had to be a 1.85M bounty"
"You put “faction loot” on your xmas list"
"You give your child 1 trit and a damage control and say – now it’s up to you to explore the world little one…"
Drones are like children, small, annoying, destructive and they never listen
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