There are 10 types of people those that understand binary and those that don"t

Don't eat Yellow snow


Two Englishmen meet on a street corner. One says to the other " A ole chap i ere you buried your wife the other day! " The other says " Oh yeah ad to, dead you know! "

A boastful englishman said " take away your friendliness,
your mountains, glens & lochs what have you got?"
"england" replied the Scot.

A couple of English hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator:
“My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:
“Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's