Painted in softly glowing silvers by the moonlight, her hands folded over her heart, she sighed at me with the slightest edge of desperation, "Why can't we stop time and make this moment last forever, my love?"

To be fair... it was a pretty awesome picnic. Due to some failure in my upbringing I had no idea that fish could be so moist and delicious.

Her time was up, though. So I just laughed at her, "Its 21:30, baby. I need to go fly a fake space ship. I ain't got no more time for your crap."

As I walked away she shriveled into a quivering ball of tears, and I smiled to myself. I totally pwned her. Not only did I pwn her, but I would suffer no retribution from CONCORD and she would find no solace from allies.

It was one of life's few perfect moments.

The last thing I said to her as I got in my car, leaving her alone in the field with no way to get home, was my deepest, most heartfelt, &quo