If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And, if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.

Key: (K)inetic, (EX)plosive, (T)hermal, (EM) ElectroMagnetic,
(DCU) Damage Control Unit, (I)nvulnerability Field
Gurista/EoM: K K K T
Angel: Armor: EX EX EX K - Shield: EX EX I I
Sansha/Blood raider/Amarr empire: EM EM T T
Serpentis/Caldari state/Gallente federation: K K T T
Minmatar republic: Armor: EX EX K DCU - Shield: EM EXP I I
Mercenaries: Armor: K K T T - Shield: T T K I
Rogue drones: Armor: EX EX EX K - Shield: EX K I I