Apr 26, 2026
Jun 8, 2006(20y)
Jun 8, 2027(284d)
Combat
Kills2,797
Losses124
Efficiency96%
ISK
Destroyed15.94t
Lost51.14b
ISK Eff.100%
Solo
Solo Kills42
Solo Ratio2%
Final Blows207
Points2,797
Other
NPC Losses4
NPC Loss Ratio3%
Avg Kills/Day0.38
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
A wise man once said that 'flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.'

He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, fuck it. They were out of ammo anyhow.

Also, that little stream behind my ship. 'It's the Ion stream from your propulsion exhaust ports.' Fuck you. It's empty shell casings and unburnt raw petrol from the half dozen V8 diesels running this heap. Get it right.

21:09:18 Notify Stasis Webifier II deactivates as Gay Mongo begins to explode.

[00:42:55] Colonel Sharpe > X X-7 IBIS
[23:58:02] Bryce Calladan > Lvl 70 Scorpion Pilot LFG
[23:43:00] Vincent VonGleet > Oh god... I just farted and I think I lost a cornea.
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Last seen Apr 2026

Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
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GothicusDreddit [Test Alliance Please Ignore]15
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