Hasdurbal is a simple man, who after five failed attempts, eventually graduated last from his special needs school.
He suffers from mild tourettes syndrome and holds a special love for all farmyard animals. More than anything, he would love to settle somewhere remote, just him and his beloved goat Gerald.
Meanwhile he roams the spacelanes in search of the father he never met. His only clue to his fathers identity, a pair of ruby slippers and some false eyelashes.

Who says your parents don't fuck you up



21:10:05 Combat Your group of Neutron Blaster Cannon II places an excellent hit on Zor, inflicting 7260.0 damage.