The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for Peace.
The Minimatar pray their ships hold together.

Caldari: "My ship doesn't need to be fast. I can hit you from here."
Amarr: "God says I'm better than you. So stop resisting"
Gallente: "Just wait 'til I get in range... Ah, screw this. Drones attack!"
Minmatar: "Ahh, crap... the duct tape came off..

Why do Gallente policemen always patrol the streets in pairs?
One can read, the other can write.
Why do Minmatar policemen patrol in groups of three?
The third one guards the two scientists.

What's the difference between an Amarrian and a Blood Raider?
One is a bloodthirsty hypocrite dedicated to nihilism, worshiping a font of
eternal youth, killing in the name of a child-killing, slaver devil-god. The
other's a Blood Raider.