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Voltaires Glove
Jun 22, 2013
Jan 1, 1970(56y)
Jan 1, 2027(131d)
Combat
Kills15
Losses4
Efficiency79%
ISK
Destroyed2.49b
Lost3.64m
ISK Eff.100%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows1
Points15
Other
NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio25%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Voltaires Glove
Last Active
Jun 22, 2013
Birthday
Jan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next Birthday
Jan 1, 2027 (131 days)
Combat
Kills15
Losses4
Efficiency79%
Danger Ratio75%
ISK
Destroyed2.49b
Lost3.64m
ISK Efficiency100%
Balance+2.48b
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows1
Points15
Other
NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio25%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
Voltaire's Angry Glove:
Take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, such as which is used to inseminate cows, and roll it in Elmer's glue.
Proceed to sprinkle rock salt and broken glass onto said sleeve so that it adheres to it.
After this has been completed, shove gloved arm into asshole and drag knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon.
To finish, shove a rat into the ass and cork up the asshole with wine cheese. Pressure will eventually build up resulting in the wine cheese flying off, and fecal matter and blood spraying everywhere.
Dashboard
Stats
No activity in the last 90d
Last seen Jun 2013
Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -