Amarr: God says I'm better
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it.
Gallente Just wait 'til I get in range....

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"If you can read this you're in my optimal, charging guns."

"A natural phenomenon prevents me from entering warp."

"My other ship was Concorded."